leaving Mipples

so its bout time to go and i had a good time in the Twins. I saw several old school homies like Tshisuaka and Jake and Ciaran and i got to spend some time with queens i have worshiped like Jessie and Mika and Kelly and i am leaving here a better man.

i got to meet my bro's girl Ann and lord almighty she is good for him. kicked it with my bro which is always good and will remain till the end of all days. he's insane, but only at times. ain't noone there when we hash the real stuff cuz it aint noone's business.

i got to freeze some more and I got to eat a plate at Al's. I went to Muddy's and drank a cup. I had steak. I saw the Supreme Court.

I missed out on a lot though. I didn't see Micah or Big 6. I didn't go to Chino or the MIA. I didn't stroll in the gardens by the Modern Museum and remember the first time i took shrooms with Q, K, A and Cracker. I didn't see Serum or Friendly. Didn't see Redboi or Big Mike. Didn't see Zach Combs and didn't see Iris. Didn't stroll campus and didn't chill by the Mississippi.

it was a contained trip. it was winter in Mipples dude and what can you expect but hibernation with a few short meetings?

So maybe in the summer i'll come again and cruise the lakes with my pipe danglin' ...

peace ya'll.

i hear voices

So after a few days in the Twins aka Manyasspolice aka Mipples aka Minneapolis ... I have the following to say:

1) It aint even that cold. I hear its a "heat wave" out here right now, but it aint even that cold. its like .. 36 or something. no problem. i might whine for a second or two as i try and make them yellow Spirits burn faster, but its all in my head so i just try and ignore the cold and imagine myself elsehwere. And that actually worked. but as soon as it worked, i was like, OMIGOD i just transported myself, then of course it ended. Like you can see a star better when you squint or look sideways .. the whole, ions disappearing once you look directly at em thing. God is a prankster.

2) there is a passive aggressive need to be gangster here that makes me want to gibber and dance around the bar and point at bearded pretenders and just laugh like a maniac. I mean for real. Only (bitchass) towns like the Twins -- and I love minneapolis, but i know if oakland or houston or even kansas city came through we would throw our hands up and sign over the lakes for nothing -- towns like the Twins feel the need to be SOOOOOOO tough. Cuz they aint. Its just one of those things. On the flipside, there are people here who see it all just like I do and they too are a little more crazy. They tend to be funny smart people. They tend to love their friends and feel the need to spread that love to strangers. They exist here. They are tribe. Pretenders though, make the real man go silent or go slightly mad. Or move to Houston.

3) I like blonde women. I like Minnesota women. They all corn fed and busty. Something about the six months of winter gets em a little more forward then you would expect. I was interrogated by three very minnesota girls outside a bar recently. One of them let her shoulder strap slide down to show alil-alotta skin and then just eyed me. The other two was eyein me too. I love it when women get all "i'm eyein you."

4) me and my brother should only be together for brief periods. Not because we fight, cuz we dont, but because other people just caint handle the Truth.

5) Mika Shiozawa is the most beautiful woman on earth. (hey girl!)

6) Jake and Ciaran owe me money. I owe Matt and Chris money.

7) i better watch out or i'll wake up married.