Basic Conversation with a Chengdu Cabbie

Oh shit! Wassup Laowai!

Where you from?

For real? Where you teach at?

You aint a teacher? Where you study at?

Oh so you a company man. How much you make?

Writer?!

Yeah right, lying ass.

How long you been here?

Holy shit! So you like Chengdu?

Can you eat spicy food?

Hell no. Really: Can you eat spicy food?

Well I'll be damned. You married?

No? You like our Sichuan girls? Flyest in China.

hehehe. Thats what I'm sayin.

allright my man. walk slow.